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15 Hilariously Interesting Things The TSA Has Confiscated Recently
Believe it or not, the TSA can see through a chicken carcass.
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6 Jetpacks, Felonies And Other 'Jingle All The Way' Questions Cleared Up By The Director
We spoke to 'Jingle All The Way' director Brian Levant about all things Arnold and Turbo Man.
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- By JM McNab
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Your Cousin Isn’t Oversharing on Facebook, He’s ‘Sad-Fishing’
That’s not a social media post, it’s emotional blackmail
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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How A Haircut Proves A Murderer's Innocence (VIDEO)
HAIR POWER
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- By CRACKED Staff
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All the Penises in Modern Art Are Too Huge, Says Science
A new study says artists have really been going whole hog the last 50 years
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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Is the Actual Santa Clause in ‘The Santa Clause’ Legally Binding?
We asked a legal expert how Tim Allen’s character might get out of his ho-ho-horrible situation
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- By Brian VanHooker
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The Pope Who Believed Drinking Breast Milk Would Save His Life
Hey, if the Pope said it’s true, who are we to question him
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- By Ryan Menezes
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‘A Few Good Men’ Courtroom Scene Parodies, Ranked
You can’t handle the... well, you know
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- By Matt Solomon
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We Almost Had A Spike Jonze 'Ace Ventura' Movie
Lovely party. Pity Spike Jonze wasn’t invited
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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4 Food Mascots Who Have Surprisingly Deep Lore
Trust me, your life was better knowing LESS about Grimace
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- By Eli Yudin
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Get a Chiseled Jawline for 70% Off, Today Only
Jawzrsize is the only workout machine designed to target the muscles in your face and neck so you don't go around looking like a ripped turkey.
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15 Classics That Got Wiped Out At The Box Office By A Bigger Movie
'Tron:' a groundbreaking film that was unfortunately released the same summer as 'E.T.'
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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15 Wrong Assumptions TV and Movie Writers Make About Being a Teen
Wait, you can play an instrument AND football?! Freak!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Andres Diplotti
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'Encino Man' May Have Multiple Alumni At The Oscars Besides Brendan Fraser
The road to the Oscars runs through Pauly Shore
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- By Keegan Kelly
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'Arrested Development' Saved Charlize Theron's Career After 'Aeon Flux'
Theron's performance as the mysterious "MR F" helped her pivot after filming the worst movie of her career
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Leslie Nielsen Is Santa In The ‘90s Most Deranged Holiday Movie
1991's childhood classic, 'All I Want For Christmas,' features federal crimes, eggnog-related death and more.
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- By JM McNab
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Get This Heated Vest For Winter On Sale For 24 Hours Only
Before you know it, you'll be saying smug shit like, "Why would anybody want the same exact weather every day of the year?"
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- By CRACKED Store
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Whoopi Goldberg Says 'Blazing Saddles' Absolutely Could Be Made Today - Can This Conversation Be Over Now?
The host of 'The View' responded to the tired narrative that the comedy about cowboys and Klansmen couldn't survive in 2022
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Adam Sandler Lookalike Facebook Page Has Us Believing In Clones
The Sandler genes may have permeated the global population
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- By Keegan Kelly
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A Guy Ate A Pepper So Hot That It Ripped A Hole in His Throat
Yes, spicy vomit can kill you
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Bill Hicks Jokes for the Hall of Fame
"I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like He rushed it.”
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Mr. Bean’s Excessively Long Troll Move on Alan Rickman While Making ‘Love Actually’
It drove Rickman so crazy he almost went all Hans Gruber
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- By JM McNab
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Brian Posehn on His New Special, Mr. Show and Apex Nerdom
The biggest nerd in comedy is back
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- By Matt Solomon
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4 Comforting Facts About Uncomfortable Subjects
Look on the very slightly brighter side of life!
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- By Eli Yudin
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